wlws:

someone: *genuinely cares about my self-destructive ass*

me:

(Source: wlw, via perks-of-being-chinese)

chode:

me @ my skin: lol sis i know it’s hard… but try harder

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Always remember this.

robregal:

I’m nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit.

(via hixtapemp3)

whoarei:

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

(via karlugh)

godpenis:

bruhita:

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

hes the president now

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

bohoindie:

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

(Source: hipstered, via hixtapemp3)